5-Star
Tucked away from El Nido's bustle yet steps from its energy, The Funny Lion offers newlyweds something increasingly rare: genuine warmth that feels like family. From the moment couples arrive, the front desk team—Val, Kim, Rachel, and CJay among them—greet guests by name, a personal touch that transforms a holiday into something far more intimate. The sleek, thoughtfully designed rooms offer private balconies with ocean views, while daily housekeeping ensures every detail remains pristine. Mornings begin with an abundant breakfast buffet before couples board the complimentary shuttle to Papaya Beach, the hotel's private stretch of sand where the world falls away. Between the poolside bar, air-conditioned gym, and in-house spa, there's room to both adventure and unwind. But what truly distinguishes this retreat is the staff's intuitive care—arranging last-minute transfers during flight cancellations, delivering forgotten items across town, even presenting departing couples with friendship bracelets and homemade banana bread. It's this seamless blend of polished service and heartfelt hospitality that leaves honeymooners feeling not just pampered, but genuinely seen.
Balinsasayaw Road, Palawan, Palawan, Philippines, 5313
Amenities
- Air Conditioning
- Airport Transfer
- Balcony
- Bar
- Beach Access
- Housekeeping
- In-Room Safe
- Laundry Service
- Parking
- Swimming Pool
- TV
- Terrace
- Wheelchair Accessible
- WiFi